"Foreplay is like soundcheck, he's there to do his job and make sure you're satisfied"
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How to Have Period Sex
"Run to the toilet, squat on the bathroom floor naked and try to squeeze out the tampon a stranger's dick just lodged to the wall of your cervix."
How to Have Sex
"Get on top of him INSTANTLY to give the illusion that you are sexy, wild, and will have girl-on-top sex later (you won't)."
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